Insulting People

I get it, you want to insult me. Fine by me. But could you at least use some proper insults?

I really don’t get mad when you insult me… I am not that easily pissed off. I actually do like insults, I find them very intriguing and sometimes all I need is an insult, to me or to anyone, to cheer me up.

I am generally a really happy person, but one of the few things that really gets on my nerves, are stupid people. Not exactly those who aren’t educated or aren’t bright, don’t get me wrong I don’t look down on them I treat them the same as everybody. I just can’t stand people who make nonsensical, stupid insults.

“Woah you’re so fat, you make the Earth tremble.” Technically, that makes no sense. It is impossible to make the Earth tremble, especially when I’m not the largest person in the world. Okay? Make sure you get that clear, because you really don’t know how stupid you sound when you make idiotic insults that are unfeasible.

Another insult I can’t take. “Woahh dude that’s so gay.” Seriously? I honestly doubt that being labelled as ‘Gay’ wouldn’t be insulting to gay people. Plus it also makes you sound very immature. What’s wrong with being gay? I believe people are free to like whoever they want, or even be happy! So what’s the big idea? Honestly, gay is not an insult.

By the way, asking someone to go fuck themselves, is also not a good way to insult them. How the hell does one fuck him/herself? Once again, you will sound extremely dull.

If you want to insult someone, please at least try to stump them with words so beautifully put together you just sound amazing? For example, you may want to use Shakespearean insults.
-Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of nile
-Get out of my sight, thou dost infect my eyes
-I’ll call you knave
THERE ARE SO MANY MORE INSULTS IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND COULD YOU JUST THINK FOR A SECOND PLEASE USE ONE OF THEM, HOW GRAND YOU WOULD LOOK AND FEEL WHEN YOU TAKE THE WORDS OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

Then again, if you insult me with Shakespearean language I probably would be attracted to you.

And to all the people who can in fact insult properly

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